OI, YOU LOT!

If you’re skint but still up for a scream this Halloween, I’ve sniffed out the best free spooky shenanigans around Telford. From glowing bike rides to creepy woodland wanders, there’s loads going on so grab your goblins, chuck on a costume, and get out there before I gas the lot of ya!

1. Apley Woods – “Wild Telford Halloween Special”
Wander the woods for a frightfully fun family day — potion-making, creepy crafts, marshmallows and spooky trails galore. Nature + nonsense = perfect combo!
www.shropshirewildlifetrust.org.uk

2. Wellington – “Witches of Wellington” Halloween Trail
Grab a map, hunt the witches hiding in shop windows, and bag a treat at the end. Witch way to the Orbit Cinema? That way!
https://tinyurl.com/Shropshire-Star

3. Telford Bike Hub – Halloween Glow Ride
Light up the night and ride like a ghost with glowing bikes, silly costumes, and hot chocolate at the finish. Spook-tacular stuff!
Discover more at www.ticketstelford.com/whats-on/

4. Telford Centre – Haunted Halloween Spooky Trail
A family-friendly hunt through the shops – solve the puzzles, grab your sweet treat, and don’t get spooked by the mannequins!
For details have a gander at www.telfordcentre.com/whats-on/events/

5. Allscott – Free Halloween Fancy Dress Disco
Get your ghoulish glad rags on and dance the night away! Fancy-dress prizes, tunes, and treats for all ages. Time to bust a boo-gie!
It takes place at Allscott Sports Club
Have a gawp at https://allevents.in/…/halloween-fancy…/200028988941220

So there you have it — five free ways to get spooky without scaring your wallet.

All my love, kisses, and farts,

From the Wrekin Giant

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